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Ye-ha! Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I find your lack of faith disturbing. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Red Five standing by.  Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.

But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to fight? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid